Rule 1 - YOU ONLY DRINK ONE IN A NIGH. ONLY ONE. NEVER TWO AND NEVER TWO ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE. THAT IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.
RULE 2 - IF YOU ARE AT AN ALL DAY EVENT AND YOU HAVE ONE, YOU MAY HAVE A SECOND AFTER AT LEAST 4 HOURS. ITS LIKE SWIMMING. YOU DONT HAVE ANOTHER JOOSE OR FOUR LOKO FOR ANOTHER 4 HOURS AFTER HAVING ONE.
RULE 3 - NEVER DRIVE AFTER HAVING EVEN ONE, AND NEVER ARGUE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AFTER HAVING ONE. BOTH SITUATIONS MAKE YOU A DOUCHE BAG.
